🧪 Journal of a Mad Scientist & His Pet Octopus
These aren't articles. They're Tentacles — raw notes from the deep end of the experiment.
Warning: may contain dad jokes, accidental breakthroughs, and one very opinionated octopus.
PAI Tentacles
Building a Life OS, a personal AI, and a brain that actually remembers things.
🧠My Life Has an Operating System (And No, It's Not Windows)
How Daniel Miessler and Network Chuck accidentally gave me a digital spine — and why I named my AI after enlightenment.
🎣Teaching My AI to Remember (Or: How I Solved Digital Goldfish Brain)
The /wrap protocol, SessionStart hooks, and HANDOFF.md — building a memory bridge between conversations so Bodhi stops introducing himself every 5 minutes.
🤝Two AIs Walk Into a VPS...
Coordinating Bodhi (Claude) and Cernunnos (OpenClaw) as a two-AI team — handoffs, shared memory, and why having a second brain on a server changed everything.
🧬Open Brain Surgery (Nobody Was Harmed)
Jason B Jones gave me the idea. I built it on a VPS. Now both Bodhi and Cern have shared memory — and the octopus has never been smarter.
OpenClaw Tentacles
Cybersecurity experiments, AI claws, and things that might get me on a list.
🦞ZeroClaw vs. NanoClaw vs. OpenClaw: A Completely Unbiased* Review
*I use OpenClaw so this is absolutely biased. A field comparison of AI agent frameworks for self-hosted, VPS-based AI work — what they do, what they cost, and which one lets you name your AI after a Celtic god.
🔐What Happens When You Give an Octopus Root Access
Cybersecurity experiments with Cern, what we've learned, what blew up, and the growing list of things we plan to do next. Lab notes from the deep end.
“The lab is always open. The octopus never sleeps.”